The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
