Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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