do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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