I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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