The brown eye won't let me do that either.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
