I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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