He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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