Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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