cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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