Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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