Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I touched a dick in church today
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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