"it" just moved
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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