Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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