bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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