i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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