they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm too high and old for this...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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