I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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