Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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