I'm jealous of your bromance
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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