I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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