Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm sobbing to NWA
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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