we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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