I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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