She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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