We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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