you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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