did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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