you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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