Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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