i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So much Jack, so little girl.
pray to the hookup gods
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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