I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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