One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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