he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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