Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
do nipples grow back?
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