so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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