Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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