I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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