This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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