I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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