Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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