he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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