i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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