Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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