I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Floor bacon is actually really good
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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