Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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