So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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