you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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