Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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