im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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