I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
