yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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